After Nine Lives.

A cat dies and is ushered before the Throne of God. “Nice pad, mate!” says the cat, “I think I’ll stick around! Now, I want a nice soft bed that’s always in a sunbeam, all the mice, lizards, and birds I can chase, and first dibs on the biggest chair in the place!” These terms so enrage the Almighty that He casts the cat down to hell. As the reprobate beast plops down in the Lake of Fire, the Devil asks him what he did to get cast out of heaven like that.
“I don’t know,” says the cat, “but it really seems like somebody has a cat complex!”

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